War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who eats prunes, gets good run for money.
Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon will find him in cathouse.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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